I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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