I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
