Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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