I'm really into asian looking animals
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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