porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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