Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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