my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Pooping to opera.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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