I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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