would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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