kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you win again, gameday.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Ladies don't puke and tell
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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