I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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