I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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