i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My ass is underappreciated
Dicks are not precious.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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