You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's blow job season.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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