You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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