nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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