I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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