Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
