So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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