I just pynch a tree in the face
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It's blow job season.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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