Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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