Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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