is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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