i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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