Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
