I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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