You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
