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Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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