So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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