I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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