I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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