dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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