If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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