this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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