I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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