well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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