Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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