Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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