Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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