Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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