can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Why did my mother make you get naked?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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