i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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