if you like me you must not know who I am
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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