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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out

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(360): View more from Washington

there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them

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(719): View more from Colorado

I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze

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(313): View more from Michigan

I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.

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(352): View more from Florida

I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND

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(540): View more from Virginia

A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.

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(305): View more from Florida

He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.

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