You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't deserve a penis
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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