My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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