But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
