So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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