I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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