Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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