Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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