I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
When are your genitals available?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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