she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We are two peas in an std pod
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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