how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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